The Bostonians' Ten Commandments

Moving on, what do you call people who are in Boston marriages? I've tried looking everywhere for the word, but realized it doesn't exist. That is why I have invented a term for those who practice this third way of life. They are called the "Bostonians." Yes, these people are "straight" in a sense; they just don't practice the lifestyle which includes a husband, 2.5 kids and a white picket fence (you get the idea). Anyway, in order to be a true Bostonian (whether you are in an artistic collaboration, business partnership, romantic friendship or choosing all three), you ladies both must follow the Bostonians' Ten Commandments which are:

Thou Shall Not Have:
1.) Vaginal Sex (i.e. with dildos)
2.) Oral Sex
3.) Anal Sex
4.) Dry Sex
5.) Cyber Sex
6.) Manual Sex
7.) Mutual Masturbation
8.) French/Tongue Kissing
9.) Touching Of Sexual Body Parts
10.) Lustful Thoughts About Each Other

(Laughs) I know, a bit silly but kind of humorous. Anyway, let's talk about the ninth rule, "thou shall not have touching of sexual body parts." There are exceptions in certain situations. For example, what if your significant other becomes permanently disabled (God forbid) and cannot wash herself "up and down there?" You could do it in the same manner as a home nurse would. There is nothing wrong with that. Another one is the buttocks. Of course, you can slap/grab each other's butts in a playful way. Football players do it, friends do it. So what I mean is not touching the buttocks in a sexual manner. I'm just saying these things in case somebody brings up those "what if" questions, trying to challenge my ideas.

There is another thing I want to discuss. It may look like I am really introducing a very "boring" and "dull" third way of life. You may think there isn't much you can do with each other nonsexually, only envisioning a life of simply holding hands and kissing. Not true! That is because you are blocking yourself from seeing it. This is a medical (and psychological) condition known as "narrow tunnel vision."

For instance, you can have intimate tight bear hugs, hold hands with fingers intertwined, run your fingers through each other's hair, slow dance to soft music, give each other passionate kisses (whether it's a peck on the lips or kissing for an extended period of time) as long as you're not frenchin', sleep in bed together embracing from head to toe (fully/partially clothed of course), cuddle and spoon on the couch, playfully nibble her ears and neck, soul gaze (looking deeply into each other's eyes), send each other exotic flowers and write passionate poems, have relaxing and fun romantic baths together (just like Xena & Gabby did in the episodes: "A Day In The Life" and "The God You Know"), carve your initials into trees, have a romantic picnic, hold each other while watching a beautiful sunset, tickle her feet with yours, give each other Eskimo kisses, work on meaningful projects together in which your brains beat as passionately as your hearts, give each other soothing massages, go for a romantic walk in the moonlight, give each other cute love-bite marks, go on exciting adventures, have deep intimate soul-bearing conversations (and feel like you just had an "emotional orgasm" when its over), have fancy romantic candlelight dinners, nonsexually caress and fondle one another, make up unique pet names for each other, and so so much more! If you two really think, you both may just find many other creative ways to show love and affection. The list can be endless!


P.S. Yep, I believe playful pillow fights should also be included in that list!!! **Smile**